Thursday, March 13, 2014

6 Months Old





I'm how old?! 


Well this calls for a celebration! 

Happy Six Months Maddux!  I cannot believe we have had the pleasure of being your parents for 6 months. I am actually a little teary eyed just typing the words six months. Since I probably can't blame it on hormones anymore, it must mean being a mom has made me an emotional mess.

Enough of my sappiness- let's get to the main event: YOU.

Things you love:





Food.  This shouldn't come as a shock since you weighed in at a whopping 19 lbs 12 oz at your six month appointment.  For some perspective, I know one year old babies that weigh in just over 20 lbs.

 Murphy. Hey, I don't blame you for the fit of giggles that ensues every time he is around. He looks like a Muppet Baby and they have built an empire on entertaining kids for decades. You grab his hair, poke his eyes, and try to eat his ears. He takes it pretty well except the occasional move for my attention by sitting on you. I guess he thinks if I can't see you, and he is closer, I will play with him instead.

Muppet Dog Vs. Murphy 








Your Bouncer. You go crazy in this contraption. I wouldn't be surprised if you bounced right out of the darn thing. You have actually worn yourself out to the point of falling asleep in it once.


New Tricks. You have conquered rolling from your back to your tummy like a boss. Then you are stuck. We are working with you to get the other half of the motion down (tummy to back), although I must say once you figure it out we are in trouble. Break out the bubble wrap and soft edge corners because you will be on the move.




Go Fish. This is a game you and your dad play with you pacifier. He dangles it over your head like a worm on a hook, and you open your mouth like you are coming in for the bait. You find this as entertaining as peek a boo. Which brings me to your next love.


Your dad.  You light up when he walks into the room. Your head is on a swivel when he is around. You must know where he is at all times and once you make eye contact you get a big ole slobbery grin. It warms my heart and I am not at all jealous. (that was convincing right?).
 You are a daddy's boy.


Things you dislike (a lot):




Sleep. You fight it until you can't take it anymore. You also must have your buddy Mr. E (the elephant lovey) within reach, but preferably over your head so that it looks like you are suffocating yourself.






Sitting. Well you don't hate sitting, you hate the fact that you can't sit up on your own.Try as you might, you just aren't there yet (and I am fairly certain your big ole noggin is weighing you down). Instead of episodes of Peppa Pig, I will throw in P90X: Ab Ripper and see if you can't learn a thing or two from Tony Horton on strengthening your core.




Puffs. Who would have thought we could put anything near your mouth that you wouldn't try to inhale? Things you have inhaled to date: my hair, Murphy's hair, your feet, plastic and plush toys, your hands, carpet, blankets, prunes, squash, bananas...let's just say baby food in general gets you excited enough to lunge out of your bumbo at us begging for more. Knowing your passion for food I thought I would get you a treat for your 6 month birthday.

A treat for me? Are you serious Clark?
 Since you are to young to enjoy cake I settled on puff flavored snacks. I even went as far as to get you 2 flavors to double the fun. I tried them before giving them over, more for safety reasons, but a little out of curiosity and they were quite delicious.  So imagine my surprise when you didn't care for either flavor of puffs! I mean you eat something as terrible as squash and carrots, but refuse the delicious Apple Banana treat?! I have been on the receiving end of a catapulting spoonful of carrots and happened to get a taste, let's just say I was not a fan.  Something just isn't right with you kid. But it made for entertaining faces and        sounds for your dad and I who may have continued stuff them in your face just for the reactions.

And Go.
Ok- Patiently Waiting for these treats you promised. 

Psh- You call these treats? I was thinking more along the lines of chocolate or ice cream. 

Oh- I see. So you really thought these would be good and are expecting me to eat them - clearly as evidenced by your hand shoveling them into my mouth..

Hummmm.... 

Blaaaccchhhhhhh......I think not. 
C'mon....another one? Really. 
Oh no I think it might be stuck to my gums. Get it out! 
Will you stop it already? I mean it. 
No seriously. Shove those "treats" in my mouth again and I am flinging this one right into your face. 




Here are a few moments and faces from your six month.






















And Finally This Month's Theme:
The Gentlemen's Bow-Tie 






Happy Half Birthday Party Animal! 



































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